Michelle Malkin, reports on the latest attempt by Al Queda to use the airways to terrorize their enemies (That's us, by the way). Al Queda has provided Al Jazerra with footage of the 9/11 hijackers, with Bin Laden, planning and practicing for the 9/11 strike against the infidel (That's us again). Malkin reports that along with the tape is the statement “attributed to the head of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Hamza al-Muhajer, in which he said he was sure of victory against US-led forces in the country ... In the Internet statement, Muhajer also urged Sunni Muslims to kill at least one US citizen within the next two weeks.”
First things first. I have only seen excerpts of the video showing the masked jihadist performing for the camera. I hate to say this, but for the fact that what occurred was so deadly, the scenes that I saw from the video are actually keystone copish. I am reminded of the video of Zarquawi trying to fire the captured American SAW and then once he does his dumbass underling grabs the hot barrel. The Johnny Jihads in the video look more like a scene from JackAss then they do well trained killers.
In the video I actually saw a masked man with a pistol walk up to a man with his arms in the air and then put the man in a full nelson. The man who was placed in the full nelson quickly disarms his attacker and kicks him a deadly blow to the stomach. I am certainly no expert, but let me get this straight, I have a pistol, it is loaded and I have it pointed at a deadly adversary who is three feet in front of me, his hands in the air and his back to me. I am now going to walk up to him and subdue him by placing him in a full nelson and pointing the gun at the back of his head.
Quite frankly, I am insulted that Al Queda even practices this move. Do they really think that the average American, more less our trained professionals, are going to do something this stupid? The only reason these type of tapes are touted as skillfull propaganda is because the media treats it as if it is serious. Certainly, with all the network money, they can afford some expert to talk about how ridiculous these guys are. A little humiliation would go a long way in undermining these kooks' credibility with their followers.
Don’t get me wrong, I take their threats seriously, even a determined five year old with a gun can kill you. I also believe that "I want you dead" actually means I want you dead. However, seeing footage like this gives me some comfort. I mean, really, this is the best of the best of the best of Al Queda. This is their “Be All You Can Be Become a Jihadi” commercial. What a joke.
The next thing that caught my attention is the statement made by al-Muhajer that every Muslim should kill a US citizen within the next week. Is this serious? Was this guy sitting around with Baghdad Bob and Johnny Jihad smoking the hash pipe right before he made this statement. I can see it now:
Al-Muhajer: takes a hit of the pipe, “Now Bob what you are saying is that the Americans are not really in control of Iraq and that Uday and Quassay are actually running the show and they are letting the world think that they are dead.”
Bob: “Yeah, man they’re runnin around with this guy known as 12 Iman - he’s a cool kick ass little dude.”
Al-Muhajer: taking another hit, “You know Bob, during my daily prayers I’ve been thinking, man, and you know, I figure that there has got to be about 1 billion or so Muslims out there and you know, man, about half support our way, you know man, and so I’ve been thinking, and you know there are only about 300 million or so Americans, and so you know if we could get about ten million of the Muslims in the world to kill just one American each, then shit man, get them to get ten of their friends to kill just one American, and then well dude you get it, dude we’d have this thing wrapped up in no time, man. The whole imposing Shaira and all that would be a cake walk man, you know what I mean, man. Screw this convert to our side crap, Ahmadinejad is a loser.”
Bob: “I don’t know dude I tried that with an email where I asked all those guys to just send me one dinar each and I could be a rich man, but you know man they just didn’t do it, man.”
Someone enters the room and Johnny Jihad shoots his AK with a spray and pray - hitting no one: “Al-Muhajer - your eminence, you prince of Iraq, it is time to speak to the voice of Allah, peace be upon him, Al Jazeera”.
Al-Muhajer: “You know Bob, I am going for it, I am going to announce our new strategy, man, and in a month - no, no two weeks man, I will be responsible for leading the Jihad against the Infidels and the Caliphate will be mine - Screw, Osama, I am going for it. I am the Sandman, I am the Scorpion King, dude!”
It would be funny if they didn’t believe their own bullshit. Really in all seriousness, Jihad Ponzi? Is this the grand scheme by which the Muslim faith will overtake the world? Honestly, and people bitch about our game plan.
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